Stupid! I'm so stupid I can't even figure out WHY I'm so stupid!
I'm so stupid I believe laws should be enforced equally. Was it my education that made me so stupid?
Why is our immigration system called "broken"? Aren't our immigration laws the same as every other country's?
Were my parents wrong to teach me not to live beyond my means? Not to get into debt? Not to buy anything I can't afford? I'm so stupid I believe a balanced budget amendment is not only smart, but is common sense.
I see corrupt politicians getting re-elected over and over, and I think "maybe term limits would be good". Then I scold myself, "Stupid, stupid, stupid! Everyone says so."
I'm so stupid I feel sick when I write my quarterly income tax check for thousands of dollars knowing how much goes just to pay the interest on our debt.
I see "non-working" people who have nicer things and are given special privileges and I think "maybe a Fair Tax would be good", where everyone contributes, not just hard workers. Then I remember how stupid I am for working at all.
I have this stupid fear about giving the IRS my medical records. I guess it's just baseless, irrational, paranoia, not the experience of being targeted by the IRS.
I'm sure the Government will soon have a nice re-education camp for me. They'll be able to tell me why I'm so stupid. Apparently they are the smartest people in the world!
And I'm just a stupid member of the Tea Party movement.